Blerbs. {What's up in Mommaville}

*Blerbs

-  We moved (just to live off-post, not to a new state.)  It was horrible.  Never volunteering to do that again without the Army packing us.  Never.

-  Related to said move: my house was covered with grocery bags, decrepit boxes and laundry baskets packed full of random crap.  I have pushed all the junk into the garage and I enjoy ignoring the mess.

Husband's brain will explode if he sees that I posted this...but this?  This is reality my friends.

-  Our new house is pretty great.  It would be greater if another family with nicer furniture and fabulous style lived here...but hey, it has a pool (!!!) and my banged up Target bookshelves and $10 bed from Craiglist make it feel very home-y.

-  Alabama weather is failing me.  Currently it is freaking 33 degrees outside right now.  THIRTY THREE.  I've been living in the deep south too long.  Anything lower than 60 is enough to make me stay inside.  I don't even have a coat that fits me...I look like a hobo in Husband's pullover and a non-matching pilly Old Navy scarf circa 1999.

She's also so confused about the weather that she insisted on bringing beach toys to play.

-  I pee my pants a lot.  Yes, you read that right.  I got some sort of virus that consisted of a head-full-of-snot-headache and coughing violently.  Every time I cough I pee my pants.  Classy.  I keep Poise pads in business.

-  I made it to the 3rd Trimester and had absolutely no idea.  My Preg-Buddy posted a picture on Instagram of her 27 week belly and said she was glad to be in the third trimester.
**CUE SCREECHING WHEELS**
aldkfjalkjdf what?!?  I quickly did some math and bless my clueless heart I am 29 weeks pregnant and had no idea this meant third trimester.

Dear Little Man-Baby, Mommy loves you very much but she's currently really bad at anything more than keeping everyone in her care alive, clean, and fed.

-  Thanks to above mentioned Preg-Buddy I decided to {yet again} follow the Paleo Diet about 80% of the time now.  Ifeelsomuchbetter.  (More on this later this week.)

Taco Stuffed Poblano Peppers.  Freaking delish.

So that's what's been happening in my life.  How're y'all?!

*Wrangling Chaos Style.  Luv herrrrr!